Thursday, May 13, 2010

What a job requirement for Girlfriend (recession explored)

Due to recession, I had to leave my Girlfriend (as part of my cost
cutting efforts) & now I need a new one, so pass on this information
to your female friends...
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
incentives are mentioned below:

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent
credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining
and fight if required.
Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age
group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
? 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
? Bike rides each duration 1 hour
? Trips to National Highways
? Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
? Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
? 2 movies per month (on weekends)
? Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (On your own
expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted,
subject to finance availability and to the size available with the
shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and Un-professional taxes will
be informed on joining.
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with
Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above
mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral
program by referring their friends, colleagues etc.
Candle light/Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even
if candidate is not selected.
Search never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with
Subject: Name/fresher-exp/age.
Photo must be attached in the email
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected